AIDS robot

You are my dream woman behind Alice Glass, Ayn Rand.

Thankfully that is 100 times around Earth. And Mitt Romney's stance changes hourly. And even if you were not the ugliest woman I'd ever seen, your philosophy is awful.

Well, this is a learning experience now isn't it. Being around ex-felons and jailbirds who can't find work because of their records. So what do they do? They enter this program or return to a life of crime/recidivism. Something that always stuck with me and perhaps why I majored in what I did is and why what one of my professors in community college said: That he and his fellow professors offered their services to the largest state prison and they declined their services. Productive, right?

I cannot say I regret what I have said and done when it comes to ex-girlfriends. They all thought they knew everything. I can admit I knew nothing at the time. They're too stubborn and insane to admit the same. So fuck it.

Had I not been the cliche colllege fast food eating drunk I was and done more productive things like interning or work-studying, I'd have turned out better than these wash-outs. Pretty sure. Though I do acknowledge the economy is rough.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. HELLO. I HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

IT'S OFFICIAL

He's going to be a daddy after dating for two whole months. Don't look at me. I don't make the rules.

Speaking of dating. I recently saw a picture of my ex-girlfriend kissing her new boyfriend, a fat bisexual fatty fat fat. It looked like the ape from Harry and the Hendersons making out with Harry Potter. There is not a hint of jealousy in that comment. Not one.

Today I was asked why I'm so quiet. Maybe because unless I am drunk I like to think before I talk and I don't have a motor mouth. I said because I was mute. People are annoying.

I'd rather shit in my own hands and clap.

Oh. You're wonderful America. Really, you are. While on break I overheard nearly everyone say they were there for Medicaid. Fuck all the cash and food stamps. Outstanding. We're just mostly here for the health insurance. Outstanding the past years have been for the working poor.

Yo, I ain't gonna lie. Almond milk is wonderful. I think that may be all I have in my fridge for a couple months. Starting now.

I'm being forced to take a nutrition class. It sounds odd but is neat also. Considering things and things and things. Yeah. Time goes by slower like when I was in college but I enjoy it.

I am thoroughly offended someone thought studying Geography meant it was all about "maps and shit." It was a friendly and typical boring conversation but I still found it quite offensive. "Yes, I chose to major or minor in Geography to know where Australia is." Why am I not dead already being surrounded by people like this?

Sometimes Youtube, I just want to listen to my fucking song without your advertisements. What a concept.

I wear blouses in my spare time.

There is a boy I would like to inject with cat smack in my class/job/environment. He is under 20. He is constantly talking, never shuts up, and believes he knows everything. I thought I knew everything when I was 19 too. But I don't think I was an idiot.

Such gems that have come out of his mouth include: Reagan being president during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Not understanding the strategic or political reasoning behind the usage of Agent Orange and napalm during Vietnam. Claiming World War 2 was in the 1960's.

He's just an awful idiot. I wish he were trolling. Also, he wants to join the US Marines. Imagine someone with that inherent lack of mental capability knowing how to fight and having a gun.

Oh, and today he said he's afraid he impregnated his girlfriend after drinking a bottle of...




















Bailey's Irish Cream.

You will never be an artist, but your breasts are tremendous.

Today was great. I woke up at 7:30AM, showered, and sat next to an ex-felon the entire morning. Really though, he seems like a nice guy. There has to be a good reason he went to prison I imagine. It was so damn boring there too, I said out loud I should have brought my flask. I'm considering.

Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka is marvelous, by the way. Strongly recommended. Excellent. Even straight.

Being outdoors 5-7 days a week will feel strange. I can see it from a mile away. Especially it being in the hood and all with loud motherfuckers and minorities. There's nothing overly exciting about being outside other then maybe chatting to an attractive woman. And you can take that to the bank.

And

This is what I listen to nowadays. How wonderful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

This is not a joke.

I believe my mom broke the toilet seat because she is so fat. I can't wait to move soon.

Rum and Coke

Bitch you a bitch.

When I was at Subway the other day in the ghetto, I mean Wal-Mart, I requested some of the bread be removed as I typically do. The nice Latino gentleman behind the glass inquired, "Why, bro? You're not fat." I said because it was healthier. When in actuality it's because I'm not eating it for the bread and I'm not a fucking horse. He was chill, but still quite inappropriate to say to a customer. You can tell he doesn't give a shit about his job.

Yo. I saw this fine ass bitch at a local diner today. Nice ass and titties as Three 6 Mafia would say. I don't give a shit if that makes me sound sexist. I want to go again next week at around the same time and have the balls to talk to her this time. If I get shot down, fuck it. Right? Right.

I've been having a lot of fun with Bailey's, Vodka, and vanilla almond milk.

Now I can buy Lucky You cologne like I wanted and I don't fucking remember what.