I am ecstatic to be unemployed.
But a friend reminded me of something hilarious/disgusting/unsanitary/(unethical?) about my last job. It reminded me because he joked one of our mutual friends should boil her used anal beads before sharing them with others.
Don't ask.
Anyway, my story goes as follows. At my job we would sell sex toys, among other things. That isn't the hilarious or disgusting part. I didn't mind much. However, occasionally customers would return them for whatever reason. They didn't want it anymore, it didn't work the way they preferred, or they were just finicky. Well, we (the employees) weren't sure if the return department sterilized the plastic penises before reselling them, but we were almost certain they did not.
Remember this next time you use a rabbit or anal beads on yourself. That would be 100% of the people visiting or reading this blog.
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