I decided to eat meat on purpose on Good Friday to be a prick. Rebellious, right? Actually I'm just annoyed I have to listen to JesusFM for a few minutes to begin my day of morning misery every Monday through Friday. Fuck religion. It isn't going to pay my bills, get me a job, give me amazing friends, or anything really. And if I want to feel spiritual or warm and tingly as if the Holy Spirit were inside me, I will jerk off.
I wonder if I can sue Youtube for how many days, months, or years I've lost of my life sitting through their mandatory advertisements. Prolly not.
Ah. This is the life. Being cold, listening to Babymetal and drinking vodka.
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