Just kidding. I have gross wine but I refuse to drink it. Or do I?
The worst thing you can smell when you walk into a bathroom is cigarette smoke. It's worse than the smell of shit. At least the smell of someone else's shit doesn't cling to your skin or clothing. And when it's something really disgusting like Marlboro or Newport regulars, forget about it. You're fucked.
I have not been going anywhere so I have no interesting stories to tell. It is almost Valentine's Day. The holiday only people dumb enough to be in relationships celebrate. All the intelligent folk are tugging on their penises or rubbing their clitorises instead of buying Hallmark cards.
Good luck, retards. Relationships don't work.
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